omg..what kind of funny/weird letter I would say if I can even think of it=x
Dear bingxu, I don’t really know how to tell you this, but The mafia wants you. I think I realised it when/on First of May in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into the crazy monk. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand That Santa doesn’t exist.. I’m returning Your love letters to you, but I’ll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about our friendshipGreetings to your frog Leonard..Love,(winston).P/S: You’re so lifeless, nose picker Davin
RULES: #1 Do the “Letter MEME”. #2 Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. #3 Copy the “How-to” Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry. How you do the Letter Meme: Dear(the last person who text you), I don’t really know how to tell you this, but __1__. I think I realised it when/on __2__3__ and I saw you __4__5(1)/5(2)__. I’m sure you’re __6__ enough to understand __7__.. I’m returning __8__ to you, but I’ll keep __9__ as a memory. You should also know that I __10__11__. __12_.Love,(your name).P/S: You’re so lifeless, __13__ (the name of person who tagged you).
1. What’s the colour of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I’ll join the monastery Black - I dislike you Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match Grey - You’re a pervert Yellow - I’m selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You’re a loser Other - I’m in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of Chicago Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Chicken - In your closet Kebab - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women’s clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What’s the colour of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive out
5. Boys: What’s the colour of your undergarment? Girls: You have 2 parts(1) What is the colour of your bra(2) What is the colour of your panty? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard soufflé Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper Beige - My John F. Kennedy-statue Other (please state) - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - ManO.C. - Emotional One Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten Lost - HighHighHouse Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I’ve felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we’re cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Pathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Over joyous - That I’m open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - How awful I’ve felt Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbour Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David’s tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always thought of C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink? Water - Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drinks - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - Get away now France - In pain Other - Greetings to your freaky family
13. What is your favourite activity when hanging out with mates? Gathering for drinks – Ugly pig Football – Silly duck Shopping – Kisser Indulging for food – Cranky banana Movies – Smelly Armpits Snacks – Horny wolf Snooker – Tiny stuff Bowling – Sexy grandmother Outdoor activities – Vain pot Having a long talk – Nose picker Taking pictures – Dumb person Other – Burn yourself
Persons who have to do this: 1) Jaslyn 2) Austin 3) Amos 4) J.T. 5) Chang Sheng
mY FlyINg WoRLd 11:11 PM
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Rain rain! I want rain! The grass by the road are all turning yellow..zzz..
mY FlyINg WoRLd 11:48 AM
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Thursday, January 22, 2009
Perhaps I'm tired, trying not to think too much but things are definitely not going right for me. Shall go back to the low profile me for now.
mY FlyINg WoRLd 11:41 PM
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009
You know, life without laughter is boring. And if you are working, it doesn't matter what job you are doing or who is your boss, what matters is that you are happy working there. Somehow I think that working in an office with very clear hierarchy promotes anti-social behaviour. You can't talk too much because bigger bosses will feedback to you boss, you can't keep laughing for the same reason. But something I don't understand is that, what happens if you talk and laugh and still finishes your work faster than the others? Why doesn't one gets credited but instead picked on been talkative? I mean yes, must concentrate on your work but somehow if you just concentrate on your work and don't talk to others, working would be a bore. Now I know why adults hate working simply because most of them doesn't really talk to each other for fear of bosses feedbacking, this probably makes working a chore than a joy. And something I notice is that those heads usually have lunch on their own and people seldom talk to them, I wonder if they ever feel bored or maybe they just like it that way.
Summary: they should just hire mutes if they don't want people to talk.
I'm referring to nothing in particular, don't make any links, if you wanna know more then talk to me privately, please tag nothing about my current company even if you know because it's not some company which you and I can afford to offend.
mY FlyINg WoRLd 8:47 PM
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Saturday, January 17, 2009
Just realised I haven't update for a long time, partly because I'm pretty busy at the moment, afterall Chinese New Year is about to come even though I don't think I'm celebrating for some reasons which I do not want to say, I still have to do some spring cleaning. Shall update more when I have the time. And O's this year is weird, they released the results on a monday rather than a Friday. *hm*
mY FlyINg WoRLd 11:17 PM
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Monday, January 05, 2009
Had a MBS gathering. After not seeing some people for 6years, a few changed while a few remained about the same. It was rather good I suppose overall so *claps* to ming hao the organiser and yi xiang the one who lend out the place. Even though a few girls cliqued together, but it was ok after awhile. But I think got some things I said may have offended people unknowingly so shall apologise here, sorry if I had said anything not to your liking or wrong. Didn't really mean most of the things that I said. But anyway, the guys had a good laugh with Junhong and Minghao suaning each other. Junliang went to his friend's birthday party after being laid (late) by don't know who.
And most people left by 10 leaving behind another group of guys comprising dean, minghao, yixiang,kenneth,nicholas,yong woei,junhong and I stayed behind to help clear up. Inside the dustbin got this big fat rat, I guess the rat year is almost over after the dustbin cover fell and closed it. The rest of them went to minghao's house I think while Junhong took 55 home and I cycled home=) Just received the photos from Shiyi but too lazy to upload now. Sorry.
mY FlyINg WoRLd 1:01 AM
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Thursday, January 01, 2009
Music played, tears flowed and you went away just like that. I'll always remember and miss you, the way you smiled, have a safe journey ahead.
