Miss Piggy, Arnold Ziffle, neither has a little sniffle Porky Pig and Pooh's Piglet No fever yet
Putnam, Gordy, Toot and Puddle Not contagious safe to snuggle
Ask Petunia Babe, Noelle All of them feel well
Wilbur, Hamm Hogzilla too None of them caused the flu
Wash your hands, wear a mask How'd this happen, people ask
How it started I don't know Stay away from Mexico
Now it's in the USA No one's safe this day and age
Pigs didn't start the swine flu Blame the laboratory For this awful Story Pigs didn't start the swine flu No we've been betrayed The strain appears man-made
Viral codes of human flu Bird influenza's in there too
The only thing i seem to find People blame the swine
Read the papers, post your blog Blame it on the lowly hog
Down some aspirin, take a swig You're infected by the pig
Everyone thinks I'm contagious Read it on my twitter pages
You can hug me you won't die Come and hang out in my sty
Eat your dinner throw it up No one blames it on the pup
Run a temp and get the chlls Everyone run for the hills
Pigs didn't start the swine flu Blame the laboratory For this awful Story Pigs didn't start the swine flu No we've been betrayed The strain appears man-made
Name diseases after pigs Everyone throws dirty digs
I'm a virus people think I'm not sick I'm clean and pink
I"m your friend your little buddy I don't know why you feel cruddy
Don't blame me I'm not the cause Government should change the laws
People sick across the nation Looking for a vaccination
Center for disease control Someone there has got to know
This disease it needs a name Which animals should we defame
Nobody will likely mind If we named it for an ugly swine
Pigs didn't start the swine flu Blame the laboratory For this awful Story Pigs didn't start the swine flu No we've been betrayed The strain appears man-made
The pigs are innocent I tell you We didn't do anything wrong
We didn't start this disease But we're taking all the blame.
